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[Verse 1]
Okay, yeah
I remember way back, I mean, way back, ages
8th grade I think, feels like yesterday
Bowl cuts was the craze, I was crazy
Long blonde hair all over the place
And I’m pale as I ever was, baby face
With a frame like a skeleton
Skinny kid, no, friends with bout everyone
No shit, I was cool, I had plenty fun
But one wish, I would grow up big
No, not built, but they say drink my milk
Didn’t get nowhere, switched up diet
Started having hip-hop, pops didnt buy it
Wanted more Springsteen, Earth, Wind, Fire
Felt that was fine but to rhyme, had to try it
Couldn’t hide the fact I wanted to rap
Bought Jay-Z’s CD with my own cash, man
And that was back around ‘98
With the Annie sample and Money Ain’t A Thang
And eventhough I really couldn’t relate
I kept studying and listening and stuffing my face and now
[Chorus]
I don’t feel like I’m fallin’ (Cause I’m so high that)
I don’t feel like I’m fallin’ (And I’m so fly that)
I don’t feel like I’m fallin’ (Cause I’m so high that)
I don’t feel like I’m fallin’
[Verse 2]
Then came high school
Started picking up a mic, thought I was cool
My friends said homie you know that your white, dude
I said What? Fa real? Oh it’s all good
Cause like this, when I tried it, liked it
Flipped it, hyped it, insisted the mic
Cause this shit’s just right
Just like that, 9th grade footy heard
Straight from the Philly burbs, feel me? pretty sure
Suburban Threat was the name and we really were
Steady wasting the day spittin’ silly verses
No curses, writing bout our girlfriends
Ballpoint pen, mines spinning like a whirlwind
Getting on the mic, I’m a wizard like merlin
Breaking barriers, tearing walls like it’s berlin
[Chorus]
[Verse 3]
And I think it was the summer of 12th grade
When Uncle C passed away, leaving us empty
And it hurt real bad
Disturbed real sad
But we had to move on
So infact, real fast, we wrote this song
Bout fallen ones and miscues and misviews
Of the misuse of words used to diss dudes
So true, in a serious face
I’m convinced God works in mysterious ways
Like everything happens for a reason
I had to believe it cause that would explain why they leave us
As in people that mean everything
I got love for them all, they’ll be there if I fall but
[Chorus]
[Verse 1: Asher Roth]
He leans back from his desk
Rubs the back of his neck, the stress takes effect
Grips the bridge of his noise
Squints while he’s showing emotion he normally won’t
At 56, he re-evaluates
Possibly regretting some decisions that he’s made
Black is turning grey, patches of his age
Reflecting from the glasses of passive of every page
Passionately Dave reads, reading on occasion
Dreaming of the day when he can do the same thing
He’s always wanted to write, that’s all he’s wanted in life
With two daughters, a son and a remarkable wife
He’s in a bind, he has to provide
A family is relying on a millie to survive
His father died at 56
So he’s well aware how vital a father figure is
How big of a responsibility it is
To be a good husband and care for your kids
Never miss an event, helping them with their homework
Discipline to prevent things when they’re older
His only son is only 21
And focus as a poet has only just begun
Papa isn’t dumb, he understands what this means
His dream is my dream, my dream is his dream
[Chorus: Miguel]
I close my eyes and I can see (His dream)
The sacrifices he made for me (His dream)
Put it aside for his family (His dream)
Yeah, so I’ma keep it alive, Yeah
[Verse 2: Asher Roth]
And so he targeted to be the dream guardian
Guarding it from anything and anyone whose harming it
But in his heart, he knows the hardest thing about it is
Giving up on his dream to be all about his kids
As he kisses the lips of the misses
For 24 years going on the 25th
He thinks to himself, this alone is a wealth
It’s greater than what’s bought and then sold on the shelf
Sometimes a dream is all that we have
We have to continue to dream
Cause once it is lost amongst other thoughts
Then what really are we, what are we?
[Chorus]
[Verse 3: Asher Roth]
So he sits back at his desk
Cracking his knuckles and back of his neck
Faxing a paper displaying his name
On another application explaining the main
Things they should know but the things that they don’t
Are the things that distinguish him as an adult
And over the phone, he can never expose
The role that he chose, the role in his home
And at home, he’s a leader, a father
He’ll prove it by using his son and his daughters
In their life, he’ll be playing the part of
The one who inspires, the one we admire
His only son is only 21
And focus as a poet has only just begun
Papa isn’t dumb, he understands what this means
His dream is my dream, my dream is his dream
[Chorus]
And it just keeps going
And it just keeps..
So I’m in the airport getting ready to leave heading to a friends wedding in the NYC
But my head has been spinning I’m forgetting to eat, all this jet setting has really been getting to me.
It’s already 11:20 and I’m ready to sleep but instead I end up sitting in the 27th seat,
An isle seat, fine by me but the guy that’s insides always trying to pee.
With a wild child behind that’s crying and keeps flipping out and kicking at me while it violently screams
So I silently plead “Oh God, please let there be a hunny sitting 27B” but of course a morbidly obese beast
Is in the seat that weeses when it breathes dude sitting D is at least three deep and he keeps telling me what is wrong with his knees
Alls good slaughter, just need water but for a bottle they charge two dollars and when I thought that it couldn’t be worse, I forgot my iPod.
I’m having a bad day, nothing ever seems to go my way.
Everybody needs to go away, why because I’m having a bad day.
And it just keeps going
And it just keeps… [X2]
So four hours of turbulence, we land when I’m about to turd my pants, but the captain is seat belt fastened.
So my ass is just passin gas and at last I escape when I’m minutes away from clinically insane.
I make my way towards baggage claim when I hear a high pitched voice scream my name. (Asher!)
Some dumb B****, I went to high school with. While shes sweating shes telling me she likes my shit
I just smile and think how great it would be if I could just hit this chick with a quick leg sweep. (leg sweep)
So I pick up my LL Bean and b line for the next taxi.
In need of weed and boxer briefs but my bags only got maxis.
I’m having a bad day, nothing ever seems to go my way.
Everybody needs to go away, why because I’m having a bad day.
And it just keeps going
And it just keeps… [X2]
I check into my hotel room and I pick up my cell phone to dial the groom
Tell him my mood and how im ordering food and I’m probably gonna stay in and watch a movie
But the tube has no HBO so anything I want yo I’m paying for but I’m lame and broke so I’m laying in a robe
Watching that Little People Big World show right then there’s a knock at the door, it’s my last hope for a Spanish whore
Who will change my sheets in exchange for penis “Hi, I’ve lost my cock, have you seen it?”
Jesus, this day is the worst, at least I can give me a little jerk and then go to sleep healthy and diseaseless I guess it could be worse but I’m just
Having a bad day, nothing ever seems to go my way.
Everybody needs to go away, why because I’m having a bad day.
And it just keeps going
And it just keeps… [X2]
[Asher Roth]
Pretty girl, you know that you so hot (hot, hot-hot)
How about I take you to my spot? (spot, spot-spot)
We can take off all our clothes, he won’t call anymo’
You hear my lion roar, head high, eyes closed
You begin to describe all things we do in a big big bed in an empty room
Look at you on me then me on you with a warm washcloth and a few ice cubes
Did it get so wet? No I’m not my best when I make you sweat
Ready now get set cause you get no rest
I’ma smack that butt, I’ma grab them breasts
Yeahhh, tell me what you like (like) can I scratch and bite? (bite)
We can scratch that fight (fight) make it last all night
Slidin on your side and curves, satisfy the primal urge
Ridin on you back and forth, that’s how you make my lion roar
[Chorus: New Kingdom]
Head high, I’m low
Hear my, lion roar (ooooh)
Lion roar (ooooh)
Head high, I’m low
Hear my, lion roar (ooooh)
Lion roar (ooooh)
[Asher Roth]
Yeah yeah…
On the mic I’m a beast, I’m a big bad beast
I could speak that heat, I don’t need no reason
Jeepers, them big teeth you be feedin
Better leave now, I’m ’bout to be eatin
Even you stick around and we beatin
Bleedin, have him laid out on the cement
Breathin, I had him back in your team and
leave in peace and have a safe evenin
Beef is not what I like to do
Speakin just to enlighten you
Teach him a rhyme and preach in the mind and
a beautiful thing keep fightin through
Just how big’s the fight in you? Tight and high and mighty or
A lighty, hide your heiny when a giant hasn’t frightened you (you)
Look in my eyes (eyes) you see my pride? (pride)
You see the fire (fire) burnin down the side
Will and drive’ll make a man, doin what you say I can
Oh you think I’m playin? Well let’s see just what you made of then
[Chorus]
[Busta Rhymes]
Busta Bust and I’m back on my BULLSHIT NOW!!
C’mon! Got to make you wanna jump jump jump
and I come with another banger and I know you wanna bump
Cap and gown when I smack you down
and I graduated homie bangin in the trunk
Put yo’ hands where my eyes could see
Let me take this thing to where it really need to be
One-two-three, let me take time
to remind y’all that you can’t fuck with me
Shake yo’ ass on the way to the flo’
in the dungeon drinkin and the lions roar
All my little mamis come to the crib
Let me pound on the coochie until it gets sore
Then I laugh and cough when I flash and floss
Moment when I get cash as a boss
Asher Roth, I’m comin too
cause I heard that you got a lot of ass in the loft
See I ain’t playin mister
I’m ’bout to twist your sister
That’s how we do it killer, yeah!
(Lion roar) Yeah! (Lion roar)
[Outro: Asher Roth]
That’s when I let my lion roar (lion roar)
That’s when I let my lion roar (lion roar)
That’s when I let my lion roar (lion roar)
That’s when I let my lion roar (lion roar)
That’s when I let my lion roar (lion roar)
That’s when I let my lion roar (lion roar)
(Lion roar.. lion roar.. lion roar)
[Chorus: D.A.]
Take me as I am, my friends, ain’t gonna change, won’t be no end
Write these songs, rock these shows, only good life I know
[Verse 1: Asher Roth (D.A.)]
I was in 7th grade when I heard the Slim Shady LP
Yea, my mom brought it down when I was ironing… irony
Getting out the wrinkles, just a little kid in middle school
Sink my teeth into anything, to think I’m cool
Riding the bus, I feel the rush from “I Still Don’t Give a Fuck”
I wish I could agree, but I’ve already had enough
I’ve already given up, from playing the same game
Every interview, feel like I’m saying the same thing
Em was great, yea he paved the way for me
He was inspiration for everyone from A to Z
But they keep relating me, I can’t get away, chasing me
(All Day Long) I hear it (All Day Long)
Now the masses think that Asher wants to be a Marshall Mathers
They say “Asher’s not a rapper, nah his ass is just an actor”
Cause we have the same complexion and similar voice inflection
It’s easy to see the pieces and reach for that connection
Each second of every minute, each hour of every day
I’m constantly on the fence, defending my own name
Explaining we’re not the same
There’s not much that I can say, except that I’m sick of it
Critics, I’ve only sparked up a flame, it’s on…
[Chorus x2]
[Verse 2: Asher Roth (D.A.)]
Now, don’t get it twisted, I’ve definitely benefited
It’s like suddenly everyone wants to hear what I be spittin’
So different, the image, they don’t get it
It’s simple, I’m just a kid who wants to rap to make a living
But Em was in it way before I committed
And his lyrics were the shit so I really gotta come with it (gotta go hard)
But each critic be picking apart my writtens
If it isn’t up to par than Asher Paul is just a gimmick (fucking joke)
Is it my fault? Must I be more convincing?
Y’all talk all ya want, never halt me from my mission
Use it as ammunition, would you keep please dissing me?
(All Day Long) I hear it (All Day Long)
And yeah the haters wanna hate me cause I made it and I’m famous
But until you take my place, you’ll never know bout what it takes
To make a record for respect, take a second to inspect
When you look like someone else, then what the fuck do you expect?
I just want to be accepted as the illest in the game
But it’s harder for an artist creating his own lane
That’s synonymous with rhyming and combined with perfect timing
On the time I got left declining and bout to explode so hold on
[Chorus x2]
[Verse 3: Asher Roth]
So fuck it, that’s all I got, there’s nothing else for me to say
If I don’t confront the problem, then it will never go away
Unless it is addressed, there is nothing left for me to do
It’s impossible rejecting the elephant in the room
Say goodbye to all the bullshit, notions pre-conceived
So long to all the blogs, coulda sworn they knew me
If you have no further questions and can’t think of other thoughts
Then I’d like to introduce you to Asher Paul Roth, dawg
[Chorus x2]
[Verse 1]
Use the eyes of the owl
(theres a foul batch)
The sour patch kids got me out of wack
And out of gas
The hour glass spills as im left on the vasey without a vest
Lost my train of thought
My brain can not be bought
Trained to trainicle auberate with authority
(No way jose)
The chay in may
(Revolutionary)
To the leaders I am scary
I pose a threat to those who get to close for comfort
And wont conform
Come forward
Sworn on my unborn son if there is one more war I will come for
Thee
Poor get poorer, the rich just get richer
Get the jist
You see the big picture?
China’s ditched from a shake on the Richter
Mother earth shrugs and we all get evicted
This some sick shit
Slightly twisted
Information from our nations capital
Capital is all the captain calls for
They just want more (and more)
and more (and more)
and more (and more)
and more (and more)
and more (and more)
[Chorus]
I don’t hear you
Take me away
Take me away from here
Take me away
I don’t hear you
[Verse 2]
My people crying, and be dining, they be dining in the islands, drinking wine with their wives like everything is fine.
Denying that they fightin for the their lives, every night to survive since the beginning of time.
Aye-yai-yai!
Can’t believe the evil that feeds off this so called American dream.
Lies in the seat, make all the Americans seem like blood-sucking money hungry fiends.
But money doesn’t mean
A damn thing to me
I just want to be
I want to be free,
But unfortunately a fortune is what you need
cause the fortune 500s run the country.
Its one company
If your not a company
Would you mind grabbing me a cup of tea?
If we go hungry, in our own country
i wonder whats its like living in Hungary.
Yeah, it isn’t funny, but its coming.
Its about to get ugly,
streets turn into a game of rugby.
[Chorus]
[Verse 3]
We’re buying bubbly and make it rain 100s.
Is it just me or is that some dumbshit?
Yo what the fuck.
Hoe comes.
Little dumbshit.
Lets go.
(i know you can think of something)
Donate your dollars.
Raise a dollar.
Help a mother.
Save a father.
Cause poverty is probably our biggest problem
and it ain’t gon’ stop with Obama.
To save the world we must start at the bottom.
Chorus
[Intro]
She don’t want a man man man man, she just wants to dance, just dance
[Verse 1]
Quiet and confident, not a bit, I’m the shit
Screaming out, out loud, right now, I’m the shit
Let ‘em know, let it go, feelin’ sexy, feelin’ grown
I be sippin’ on patron mixed with pineapple
Then she looks up, spots me only for a sec
But in that moment, our eyes locked, I swear that we had sex
Yeah, In that tank top, tight jeans, high heels, nice teeth
Ooh, I think she likes me but, but it be unlikely
[Chorus: Keri Hilson]
Ain’t looking for no man man, really just came here to dance dance
On the dance floor [x2]
(I know you want my body, I just came to party)
Ain’t looking for romance mance, really just came to dance dance
On the dance floor [x2]
(I know you want my body, I just came to party)
[Bridge: Asher Roth]
She don’t want a man, she just wants to dance
She don’t want a man, she just wants to dance on the dance floor
[Verse 2]
I see Boyder and ask him, “Yo can you take her fat friend?”
He laughs and then digs it “Hell yeah, I’ll be your wingman”
We two-step, we grooving’, we dancing’, we movin’
The crowd be through it, people getting real stupid
Check my breath then my sweat on my chest and my pits
Yeah I’m fresh, super fresh, I would do me in a sec
Bout to get my dance on so I put my hands on her
Then she frowns, turns around with a look like
[Chorus]
[Bridge]
[Bridge: Keri Hilson (Asher Roth)]
Boy, you need to cool down cause I’m way too hot
(Girl, you need to cool out cause you not that hot)
See, I’m just tryna cool down cause I’m way too hot
(Girl, you need to cool out cause you not that hot
I’m just playing, I’m just hating, no, you way too hot)
[Chorus]
[Bridge]
[Intro: Cee-Lo]
I gotta be by myself, gotta be by myself this time
Whoa [x2]
[Verse 1: Asher Roth]
In the backseat screaming out loud
In the backseat screaming out
Ash is young, attractive, handsome bachelor, awesome rapper
Got a knack for vernacular when I perform spectacular
I’ll have any girl that I want, I’m a take the girl in the front
Boobs bounce when I tell the crowd jump, honey, come backstage I just want to have fun
But I’m too young to be locked down, not now
Need a new car, drive around with the top down
New broad with her bra and her top down
Chillin’ in the backseat screaming out loud
[Chorus: Cee-Lo]
She wants to be my lady but I don’t see her
She wants to be my lady but I’m a free bird
I gotta be by myself, gotta be by myself this time
I gotta fly by myself, go get high by myself this time
[Verse 2: Asher Roth]
The cycle is Shawn Michaels (heartbreak)
And yeah I like you but not enough to wife you
Say, I’m nice, true and you think I’m the right dude
But there’s another girl just like you (like who?)
I’m on the road, another night, another show
New event in a new time zone
And the live show is so mind blowing
And it’s my show so you know that I’m blown (you know?)
No text gonna give me head, Long distance just ain’t my thing
Yeah I’m single, don’t need no ring,
I’m a free man now, I don’t need no strings, sing
[Chorus]
[Verse 3: Asher Roth]
If you’re cool with nights at the pool
Jacuzzis and groupies, groupies and booze
And no rules, I’m only 22
I need to watch football and hang with the crew
But if you don’t get mad when I get fat
Cause all I do is eat, drink, smoke weed and rap
And play Madden then dag
You’re pretty rad and I take it all back, c’mon
[Chorus]
Just keep clapping your hands, Feels good, feels nice and warm in here right now
I’m feeling free, if you feel free, clap your hands, ah, ah, ah, c’mon
[Chorus]
Yeah, I wrote a song and it go a little something like this
[Verse 1]
They say its a cold world, yeah you got that right
I almost packed it all in on the spot last night
They want a killer instinct and I’m just that type
But if the fights not mine, I wont fight that fight
Life without struggling, yeah right
Make one mistake, won’t make that twice
Out of sight out of mind, find yourself out of time
Buy your own pants, get your hands out of mine
An advance ain’t a promise you will make it
There’s work to be done, you must grind to shine
Every second is a blessing, yes it is precious
Suggest you get off instant message
The aggression when your finding your direction
Then heading non stop just to find that the road is blocked
You wanna pop, flip your lid and stomp
But settle down and work it out,
Its really all you’ve got, so I tell em
[Chorus]
When I cant take it, I cant take it no more
This is what I say
La Di Da Da Da, La Di Da Da Da, Over
When you cant take it, When you cant take it no more
This is what you say,
La Di Da Da Da, La Di Da Da Da Over
[Verse 2]
And yeah I’m frustrated, fuck this, what’s this, how much
Who what, where when, why man, how come
So many questions unanswered, I don’t understand
Could you please explain sir
I’m in a phase, I believe I can change
In exchange for an explanation, estimation, hesitation
Is it as visible dealing with digital?
Fidgeting through e-mail when the issue is pivotal
Critical condition, My heads in
I’m heading in the wrong direction
Book me a session, Let it off my chest
Ill invest in a (Cannon)
Just so I can blow with my flow as my right hand man
Van Dam ass kickin’ with Ash spittin’
I’m that different just ask Jigga (Ask Jigga)
He listened and witnessed the birth of a star
Emerging and surging his way up to the top of the charts, now sing along
[Chorus]
When I’m trying to come up, they wanna bring me down [x4]
When you trying to come up. they wanna bring you down [x4]
All the kids sing along
[Talking:]
(Cause I ain’t goin out like a sucker, no way
I’m nice right now, I, I feel good
If you have a drink, would you please put it in the air)
That party last night was awfully crazy I wish we taped it
I danced my ass off and had this one girl completely naked
Drink my beer and smoke my weed
But my good friends is all I need
Pass out at three, wake up at 10
Go out to eat, then do it again, man I love college..
I wanna go to college for the rest of my life
Sip banker’s club, and drink Miller Lite
On Thursty Thursday and Tuesday Night Ice
And I can get pizza a dollar a slice
So fill up my cup
Lets get fucked up (lets get fucked UP!)
I’m next on the table,
Who want what? (What?!)
I am champion, at beer pong,
Allen iverson hakeem olajuwon
Don’t even bounce, not in my house
Better hope you make it otherwise you naked
Time isnt wasted when youre getting wasted
Woke up today and all I could say is, um
That party last night was awfully crazy I wish we taped it
I danced my ass off and had this one girl completely naked
Drink my beer and smoke my weed
But my good friends is all I need
Pass out at three wake up at 10
Go out to eat, then do it again
Man I love college (hey!)
And I love drinking
And I love women
Man I love college
I cant tell you what I learned from school,
But (nah) I could tell you a story or two, um
Yeah of course I learned some rules
Like dont pass out with your shoes on (get the sharpie!)
And dont leave the house til the booze gone
And dont have sex if shes too gone
When it comes to condoms, put two on (trust me)
And tomorrow night, find a new joint
Hold the beer bong, nothing wrong with some fun
Even if we did get a little bit too drunk
Time isnt wasted when youre getting wasted
Woke up today and all I can say is
That party last night was awfully crazy I wish we taped it
I danced my ass off and had this one girl completely naked
Drink my beer and smoke my weed
But my good friends is all I need
Pass out at three wake up at 10
Go out to eat, then do it again
Man I love college
And I love drinking
And I love women
I love college
Now, if everyboyd would please put their drink
As high as they can, as high as they can
And repeat after me:
Chug chug chug chug chug chug chug
Freshman freshman freshman freshman
Do somethin crazy! Do somethin crazy! Do somethin crazy! Do somethin crazy!
Keg stand Keg stand Keg stand Keg stand
That party last night
(Man I love college, love it, I love it!)
THat party last night
Alright everybody, I gotta head back to class for a little bit
That party last night was awfully crazy I wish we taped it (you konw its going down)
I danced my ass off and had this one girl completely naked
Drink my beer and smoke my weed (youre all invited)
But my good friends is all I need (bring your friends)
Pass out at three wake up at 10
Go out to eat, then do it again
Man I love college
I love college, do I really have to graduate or can I just stay here for the rest of my life?
[Intro]
Let’s head into the ford taurus and cruise around the streets for a little bit
[Chorus]
Yo, we cruisin’, Yeah, we cruisin’
Yo, we cruisin’ down the streets
I got the money, Who got the dutchie?
You got the munchies, I got the weed
You know we be
Blunt Cruisin’ [x2]
My homies in the front, got honeys in the back
Yo, roll that weed up and put it in the air
You know we be
Blunt Cruisin’ [x2]
[Verse 1]
Yo, roll it up (roll it tight), hit it once (hit it twice)
Pass it round (pass it round) but don’t roll the windows down
Let’s box it out (box it out) and save the trees (save the trees)
We hoppin’ out like the mystery machine
My eyes be the size of Mr. Miyagis
Squinting to read the fine print on the widescreen
We riding, riding and that’s when I see
Headlights behind me, I then start to freak
Hide the weed, oh [x4]
You know I got it
[Chorus 2]
You know we be
Blunt Cruisin’ [x2]
My homies in the front, got honeys in the back
Yo, roll that weed up and put it in the air
You know we be
Blunt Cruisin’ [x2]
Yo, we cruisin’, Yeah, we cruisin’
Yo, we cruisin’ down the streets
I got the money, Who got the dutchie?
You got the munchies, I got the weed
[Verse 2]
Yo, stop at Sef’s for a drink, ice cream and some chips
Where’s the dutch at, homie pass that shit
Not like that, homie, ash that shit
Can you turn this song up, homie, ash that shit
You don’t need roach clips if you can’t hold it
You can use your phone tip, hurry up and take this
Fa real man, hurry up and take this shit
Yo, it’s burning my fingertips, dude
Drop the weed, oh [x2]
Yeah I got it
Drop the weed, oh [x2]
Yeah I got it, oh [x3]
[Chorus]
[Verse 1]
Sitting on a truffet, puffing on the best cut buds
Trying to get butt from Miss Muffet
Me and Teddy Ruxpin sturring up a ruckus
Egging all the houses, smashing all the pumpkins
Suck a dick butkus, chumps can’t funk with the punk kids
Ash Roth be the king of the blumpkins
Any Tim Duncan, spur of the moment
Let the whole world know I run shit, jump ship quick
Tell a friend that I’m dumb sick
Spit fungus that’ll grow from a dumb trip
Twist to a front flip, son that was some trick
Watch all the dumb chicks hump when I bump this
[Verse 2]
Kinda like the blonde Bob Saget, Ash can get nasty
Pass me a blunt and some Captain
Chillin with an Ashley, heading to the mall
Sitting in the backseat, getting jerked off
Ten feet tall with the balls of a matador
Door-matted whore with your words, heard that before
For metaphor, pedicure, get your feet fixed
Walk in my shoes for a few, you gonna need it
Yeah, get your Wii Fit to practice your freeze with
Need a few weeks before you can compete with
Razor Ramon flow, oh so sharp
You can take Kapowski, I’ma take Lark On My Go-Kart
[Verse 3]
Ugh, yeah
Mario Kart skills are outrageous
Play me anyday and I’ll be the best racist
Wait, no, erase it, meant to say racer
Traded in my cell phone for a new pager
Take off your bluetooth, now dot com
I’m at the grocery store with hot moms
Bout thirty five with at least two kids
We can make out while my friend baby sits
All up in your fridge eating left-over shit
Tuna sandwich, butterscotch, crimpets
Cheetos be my choice of chips
I enjoy for a bit, take a sip from my Simpson and split
[Verse 4]
Roll that J up, is it rolled?
Yeah, roll it up, ugh
Hair like a troll doll, basketball shorts on
Yeah, I’m a dork but I’m still holding court
Ball up, baller, yeah I’ll take too long, get dolled up
Give a fuck if I look like I just woke up
Who am I trying to impress? Honey in the sun dress
With the breasts luscious just sent me a text
O-M-G, your the B-E-S
If your trying to have sex, I’m the best at it